For all of you who already know you’re absolutely going to heaven — but you’re not getting placed anywhere near Mother Teresa — this shirt is your official boarding pass to Cussing Village, population: you and every aunt who says “Jesus, Mary, and Joseph” before swearing again.
Featuring Sunglasses Jesus giving the universal “you’re fine… but also, behave” thumbs‑up, this tee is for the blessed, the spicy, and the spiritually confident.
This is not your grandma’s Midwest‑nice T‑shirt. This is six blocks over, where the language is colorful, the vibes are immaculate, and the Lord knows your heart… and your vocabulary.


Comfort Colors introduces the “Comfort Colors 1717” garment-dyed t-shirt; a fully customizable tee made with 100% ring-spun cotton. The soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric brings extra coziness to your wardrobe while the relaxed fit makes it an excellent daily choice. The double-needle stitching throughout the tee makes it highly durable, while the lack of side seams helps the shirt retain its tubular shape. Discover all 58 colors in our charts below.
.: Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²))
.: Relaxed fit
.: Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton
.: Available in 58 colors
.: Sewn-in label